ApritelloIsLife

Chara: Here we are again. Just me and you comedian, right? With your blasters, you're flashing eye. You had better be prepared, because soon... y o u r  l a s t  h o u r  s t r i k e s Sans: turn around kid, it'd be a crime if i had to go back on the promise that i made for you so don't step over that line or else friend, your gonna have a b a d  t i m e Chara: But guys like you are always just fools Come at me, try and kill me with your fancy tools Frisk: Here we go, you can judge me thoroughly It's too late for apologies. Chara: Go ahead, kill me again I see you're able But inside you know the end can't be evaded Sans: i can tell you

A/N: Cof cof. My last two 'auto-correct' journal type thingies seemed to make a lot of you laugh. I honestly didn't think I had anymore in me, but Sonkisonki showed me this site: damnyouautocorrect.com Someone asked for some Apritello based ones, so all of this will be conversations between Donnie and April.. Also I think I started a rumor that Donnie can turn of auto-correct... He gets rekt by it, too! So you'll be seeing some Donnie auto-corrects too.. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Donatello: Just finished folding the laundry. Donatello: Mm, I love the smell of fresh shits. April: Uhhh WTF? Donatello: SHEETS! SHEETS! April: Lol, I'm stealing that

April: There's a burglar in my apartment Donatello: What! April: A BURGLAR Donatello: Hide! I'm on my way over! April: No, there's a BURGLAR Donatello: I know! I'm coming! Go hide! April: Dear god. S Q U I R R E L Donatello: A squirrel? Are you kidding me? I nearly had a heart attack. \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Casey: You coming over for New Year's Eve? April: Yeah Casey: Good, because I'm going to kill you at midnight April: Uhh.. On second thought maybe I wont go Casey: KISS I meant kiss! Casey: Babe? Casey: Did I just get cock-blocked by auto-correct? \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Casey: Babe, I totally just escaped from the pops April: What? Casey: Pa